greelin:

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

typhlonectes:

subrosadraco:

jupiter-suggestion:

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

This post is about lactose intolerance I can smell it.

balaclava-trismegistus:

superbeans89:

quackels:

quackels:

vikingofficial:

pookam:

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

yourdaddyfigure:

One more “🥺” out of you and you’re getting whatever you want

metalgearsolidyaoi:

espressobean:

gif87a-com:

Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

champsinthemaking:

champsinthemaking:

it is literally wurmple sippy soup wednesday

ALT

wurmple sippy soup THE MOTION PICTURE wednesday